It is sometimes very hard to deal with patients. Our janitor is oddly one of the best at doing so.
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Goodness me! Our own resident pegasus is quite the popular fellow with artists. Though, I believe I can understand with such and physically interesting subject.
Match: Oh ha, ha. Yes I look like a matchstick. Sure it’s technically my name. Maybe I like setting things on fire. But that sure isn’t any reason-
Torapart: Oh come on Matchy! Stop being so butt-hurt about it all!
"My private life is exactly that! Private! I have nothing to say on that matter. My habits, love life, and financial concerns are left at the door when I come to work."
Well, yes. That is the normal procedure. Ardent, however, is a special case. I’m told the last time we tried, he took a chunk out of the barber’s hoof. The director then made the executive decision that Ardent would be exempt from that rule. Here at MIMU, we understand that special cases sometimes require special care.
Um, he’s a little bit sensitive about the topic. Though I admit there’s very little that doesn’t rile him up a bit. Torapart being one of the only exceptions.
He’s in our “Rec. Room,” a sort of reward where they get to mess around and maybe answer a few questions. Only if they’ve behaved though and if they try anything they’ll be hard pressed to get another chance.
How to say it.. hmmmm. Ardent is “famous” in our good city Manehatten. After killing and mutilating (Eating?) 53 ponies over the course of a few months, the “Bloody Canary” gained attention, fear, and even a few stories based on him. He even attracted the attention of a few photographers and artist in the later months before his internment in this facility. This is one of the few pictures we have of him before he came to stay with us.